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| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:18 pm Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the mornin ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:41 am Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
Perception is everything!
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| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Wed Oct 05, 2011 3:37 am Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
http://t.co/cz0TdDFZ
Alan! Alan! Alan! |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Sat Sep 24, 2011 5:46 pm Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.
Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance.
He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father.
Fill ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:25 am Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
My girlfriend says to me the other night, "How come we don't make love like they do in the movies?”
So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each ass cheek a dozen times, grabbed her by ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:50 pm Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
I went fishing this morning, but after a short
time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the
corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with
a frog in his mouth.
"Frogs are good bass bait," ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:49 pm Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
A bakery owner hires a young female assistant who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day, a young man enters the store, glances at the attractive assistant and at the loaves of ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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Forum: General Discussion
You have posted in this forum: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:04 am Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:15 am Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic bags behind her. One of the bags had ripped and every so often a $20 bill would fall out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:45 pm Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
Subject: An Alert for Older Men
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc.
This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to p ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:35 pm Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
An elderly couple are attending church services.
About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.
It says, " I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should d ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Mon May 31, 2010 7:55 am Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Thu Apr 15, 2010 4:31 pm Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he wh ... |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:45 pm Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
| LMFAO! Yep! |
| Topic: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
DDM_LordShado
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You have posted in this forum: Sat Mar 27, 2010 4:17 am Subject: Jokes and Funny sh*t |
Hospital visit
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" ... |
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