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DDM_Black6
Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:21 am

Re: Jokes and Funny sh*t
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I love this old girl. Here's to her and many more like her. 

 

FLOWERING GUM.



Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a

recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester 

in a train station in Sydney:



There were protesters on the train platform handing out

pamphlets on the evils of Australia. 

I politely declined to take one...

An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and 

a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, 

which she politely declined.

The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture 

of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 

"Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"

The old woman looked up at her and said, 

"Honey, my father died in France during World War II, 

I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. 

All three died so you could have the right to stand here 

and bad mouth our country. 

If you touch me again. 

I'll stick this umbrella up your arse and open it."

God Bless Australia!!
