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DDM_LordShado
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:47 pm


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Why I fired my secretary             
                                       
                                       
  Last week was my birthday            
  and I didn't feel very well          
  waking up on that morning.           
                                       
  I went downstairs for breakfast      
  hoping my wife would be pleasant and 
  say,                                 
  'Happy Birthday!'                    
  and possibly have a small present    
  for me.                              
                                       
  As it turned out,                    
  she barely said good morning,        
  let alone 'Happy Birthday.'          
                                       
  I thought...                         
                                       
  Well, that's marriage for you,       
  but the kids....                     
  They will remember.                  
                                       
  My kids came bounding downstairs to  
  breakfast                            
  and didn't say a word.               
  So when I left for the office,       
  I felt pretty low                    
  and somewhat despondent.             
                                       
  As I walked into my office,          
  my secretary Jane said,              
  'Good Morning Boss,                  
  and by the way,                      
  Happy Birthday! '                    
  It felt a little better              
  that at least someone had            
  remembered.                          
                                       
  I worked until one o'clock ,         
  when Jane knocked on my door         
  and said, 'You know,                 
  it's such a beautiful day outside,   
  and it is your birthday,             
  what do you say we go out to lunch,  
  just you and me?'                    
  I said, 'Thanks, Jane,               
  that's the greatest thing            
  I've heard all day.                  
  Let's go!'                           
                                       
  We went to lunch,                    
  but we didn't go                     
  where we normally would go.          
  She chose instead a quiet bistro     
  with a private table.                
  We had two martinis each             
  and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. 
                                       
  On the way back to the office,       
  Jane said, 'You know,                
  it's such a beautiful day...         
  We don't need to go straight back to 
  the office,                          
  Do We?'                              
                                       
  I responded, 'I guess not.           
  What do you have in mind?'           
  She said,                            
  'Let's drop by my apartment,         
  it's just around the corner..'       
                                       
  After arriving at her apartment,     
  Jane turned to me and said,          
  'Boss, if you don't mind,            
  I'm going to step into the bedroom   
  for just a moment.                   
  I'll be right back.'                 
  'Ok.' I nervously replied.           
                                       
  She went into the bedroom and,       
  after a couple of minutes,           
  she came out carrying                
                                       
  a huge birthday cake ...             
  Followed                             
  by my wife,                          
  my kids,                             
  and dozens of my friends             
  and co-workers,                      
  all singing 'Happy Birthday.'        
                                       
                                       
  And I just sat there...              
                                       
                                       
  On the couch...                      
                                       
                                       
  Naked.
