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DDM_Demon
Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:29 pm


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A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He
tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he
points out the location.


The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of
the Federal Government with me."  Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he
removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.  "See this badge?
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land.  No
questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you
understand? "


The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.


A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA
officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis
bull......




With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems
likely that he'll get gored  before he reaches safety.  The officer is
clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and
yells at the top of his lungs.....


"Your badge...Show him your BADGE!
