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Viper_Kilo
Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:09 am


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so a girl puts in the singles ads

"Wanted, a guy who wont beat me, wont run away with my best friend and is good in bed"

a few days later her door bell rings. out side is an armless legless man responding to her ad, he says calmly. "as you can see i have no arms, so i cant possbly hit you, and i have no legs, so i cant possibly run away-"

the woman quickly interupts him "but how good are you in bed?"

the man simply responds...

"i rang the door bell didnt i?"
