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DDM_LordShado
Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:29 am


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A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to
the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
            While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
            The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation
with him.
            As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that
she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact.
            After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'
            He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and
leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
            Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best
feature?'
            Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be
your ears.'
            Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is
firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
            How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'
            Clearing his throat, he stammered .... 'Outside, when you said
you heard someone coming.... that was me..
