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DDM_LordShado
Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:15 am


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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic bags behind her.  One of the bags had ripped and every so often a $20 bill would fall out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag".

"Oh, my gracious", exclaimed the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can find them.  Thank you very much for telling me".

"Well now, not so fast", says the cop.  "How did you get all that money?  You didn't steal it did you?"

"Oh no, never!” replied the little old lady.  "You see officer; my back yard is right next to a baseball field parking lot.  On game days a lot of fans come to the fence and pee into my back yard, which kills the flowers I've worked so hard to grow.  So I began standing behind the hole in the fence with my hedge clippers and each time one of those men sticks his thingy through the fence, I say, "$20 or off it comes".

"That seems only fair to me.  "So Good Luck to you.  Oh by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know, not everyone pays."
