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DDM_LordShado
Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:04 am


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The testicles of a Texas  midget hurt and ached almost all the time The midget went to the doctor and  told him about his problem.

The  doctor told him to drop his pants and  he would have a look.

The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him  up onto the Examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger

under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

"Aha!" mumbled the doc  and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to  cough again. "Aha!" said the

doctor again, reached for his surgical scissors.  Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.  The doctor then told the

midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around

and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel  now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it  What  Did you do?"

The doctor replied......."I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.
