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Kottonmouth
Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:02 am


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I went fishing this morning, but after a short 
time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the 
corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with 
a frog in his mouth. 

"Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself. 

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog 
in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, 
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. 

Just then, I realized I had a problem: how was I 
going to release the snake without getting bit? 

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured 
a little whiskey in its mouth. The snake's eyes rolled 
back and he went limp. 

I released him into the lake without incident and 
carried on fishing using the frog. 

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that
same snake with two more frogs in its mouth.

You might not have known... but we just became best friends.
