**disclaimer**

Not safe for work, small children, juvenile husbands, farm animals, or random passers by.

Without further ado, I offer you an analysis (heh) of ass-wiping

:D some peeps got way to much time on their hands....well I got me days newspaper so I am out of here , gonna go take a :oops: :wink:

oops! I was taking the "juvenile husband" thing literally. Anna wasn't too impressed when I giggly repeated some of the things over there. Thanks!

I did warn you. :)

If it's any consolation, Red had much the same reaction. "GROSS!!!!"

he forgot the part when it kinda jus dangles there, an you gotta...


...um


nevermind.

Nobody ever researched a dingleberry. The size, smell, color, origin, etc. I think we need core samples to see if there could possibly be oil in them; Maybe even be considered as a new fuel source for future cars and airconditioners at home! We need samples ppl!! Quick Viper pull down your pants and your signature that says DDM_txCereBro can be killed by a shotgun. :twisted: