what cellphone???

A Redneck passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow . . .

but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're
staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say,

I gotta leak in my sink, and the

clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum

drinking age for Rednecks to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol

out of the high schools.

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a

Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records

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Who
invented the toothbrush ?

A Redneck.

(If it had been invented by anyone else,

it would have been a teeth brush)
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's

mansion burned down ?

'Yep.. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total
loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't
even finished coloring one of them.'

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16

and says to the driver, 'Got any! I.D. ? ' . .

and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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