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#136:   Author: Kottonmouth Post You have posted in this forum: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:06 pm

In the ground!

#137:   Author: Vorianathamas Post You have posted in this forum: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:14 pm

YOU DONT BURY SURVIVORS YE GIT

#138:  Re: Jokes and Funny sh*t Author: Kottonmouth Post You have posted in this forum: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:25 pm

Welp. My Bad. Guess I had one too many tonight!


#139:   Author: Vorianathamas Post You have posted in this forum: Wed Jul 11, 2012 10:31 pm


#140:   Author: Kottonmouth Post You have posted in this forum: Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:02 pm

DDM_LordShado wrote (View Post): › I went fishing this morning, but after a short
time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the
corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with
a frog in his mouth.

"Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog
in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Just then, I realized I had a problem: how was I
going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured
a little whiskey in its mouth. The snake's eyes rolled
back and he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and
carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that
same snake with two more frogs in its mouth.


You might not have known... but we just became best friends.

#141:   Author: DDM_LordSoth Post You have posted in this forum: Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:55 am

Little Timmy is 4 years old. He lives with his mother and Great-Great Grandmother. Timmy's mom takes care of Grandma because she is getting up in the years and can't live alone.

One day as Timmy's mom is washing dishes, Timmy runs into the kitchen out of breath and very upset....

"MOM! MOM! Grandma's shrimp are hanging out!!"

Timmy's mother is confused but follows Timmy into the living room to investigate. There on the couch Great-Great Grandma is sitting there with her panties around her ankles, her skirt hiked up and everything showing to the world. Timmy's mom realizes this is a moment where she has to be an adult and be honest with her son...

"Timmy....those aren't Grandma's shrimp....that's Grandma's vagina....you see........."

Before she could finish what she was saying Timmy interupted...

"Well whatever you call it...it tastes like shrimp!!!"

#142:  Re: Jokes and Funny sh*t Author: DDM_Rammstein Post You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:17 pm

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