**disclaimer**

Not safe for work, small children, juvenile husbands, farm animals, or random passers by.

Without further ado, I offer you an analysis (heh) of ass-wiping

some peeps got way to much time on their hands....well I got me days newspaper so I am out of here , gonna go take a

oops! I was taking the "juvenile husband" thing literally. Anna wasn't too impressed when I giggly repeated some of the things over there. Thanks!

I did warn you.

If it's any consolation, Red had much the same reaction. "GROSS!!!!"

he forgot the part when it kinda jus dangles there, an you gotta...


...um


nevermind.

Nobody ever researched a dingleberry. The size, smell, color, origin, etc. I think we need core samples to see if there could possibly be oil in them; Maybe even be considered as a new fuel source for future cars and airconditioners at home! We need samples ppl!! Quick Viper pull down your pants and your signature that says DDM_txCereBro can be killed by a shotgun.